In all honesty, I already have much of what I want and the things I really
want in life, money can't buy.

So an alternative I'm offering to whomever has me for Secret Santa, is to purchase a couple of presents for some underprivilged children in Chicago. If you choose this option, let me know and I will give you the
number/address of whom to contact. Since the presents need to get to the
children before we exchange gifts on the 23rd.